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How to Swat like an African
Africanus Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:18 pm
So this is how to swat in Africa
1. Take some mayonnaise and cover your face in it
2. Find some apes I mean adults black men with sticks and start clucking at them very loudly.
3. Make sure they follow you and point at the hut of your victim
Explanation for step 1: The whiteness of mayonnaise confuses monkeys, I mean africans into thinking your an American. Since Americans are viewed higher than them, they are forced to follow whatever you do.
1. Take some mayonnaise and cover your face in it
2. Find some apes I mean adults black men with sticks and start clucking at them very loudly.
3. Make sure they follow you and point at the hut of your victim
Explanation for step 1: The whiteness of mayonnaise confuses monkeys, I mean africans into thinking your an American. Since Americans are viewed higher than them, they are forced to follow whatever you do.
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