How to Swat like an African

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How to Swat like an African

Post  Africanus on Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:18 pm

So this is how to swat in Africa

1. Take some mayonnaise and cover your face in it

2. Find some apes I mean adults black men with sticks and start clucking at them very loudly.

3. Make sure they follow you and point at the hut of your victim

Explanation for step 1: The whiteness of mayonnaise confuses monkeys, I mean africans into thinking your an American. Since Americans are viewed higher than them, they are forced to follow whatever you do.


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